zip it lock it put it in your pocket

When you tell someone that they have had enough of their shit talk

Samuel: your a loser LLL i bet-
James: Shh! ZIP IT LOCK IT PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET!

by Pen farmer May 30, 2024

put. that. down.

butter!!!

Ragoo!!
put. that. down.

Me: *picks up knife*
Mom: Put. that. Down.

by Nekokiz December 3, 2021

Put on

To be put on is to have your friends/people vouch for you to someone you'd like to date.

P1: "Hey, can you put me on with her?"
P2: "Sure, I'll tell her about all the money you got."
P3: "Don't forget to tell her how hot they'd be together, we'll help you get put on."

by Xo.Mxney.Xo February 10, 2024

Put the P in Me

It is when you see a sexy UP (University Police) officer and just think damnnn, I wouldn't mind if he put his penis in me.

I was walking one day to class and I just look to the side and see an absolute hunk of a UP officer, muscles and biceps bulging out of his uniform and I said he could Put the P in Me.

by Darrin Mccarty February 22, 2024

Putting the Couch on

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.

"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"

by tbfc February 23, 2024

Put the P in me

Something you say when a hot University Police Officer Passes by

Damn, I didn't know I was going to class and seeing such a hot UP officer on the way, he can Put the P in Me

by Darrin Mccarty February 27, 2024

put house

to offer up your house for a party or social gathering

Friend 1: Are you going to put house this weekend for Halloween?
Friend 2: Nah my parents don’t let me throw parties at our house.

by sugar momma pj March 6, 2024