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Mexican Potato Chip 

Similar to the 'California Potato Chip', but with more spice! First you must feed your woman very spicy food (preferably Mexican) and wait 20 minutes to 8 hours when she has to go. Start banging her ass like you would a prison inmate picking up all those savory processed Mexican spices. Pull out, rub your cock in the small of her back while you cum hard... allow it to dry overnight. When you peel it off and feed it to her for breakfast, "¡Ay, Caramba! That's PICANTE!" To really go South of the Border, you might try combining this with a good ol' Dirty Sanchez!
After waking up and feeding Lolita a Mexican Potato Chip, she looked up with those big brown eyes and mustache and uttered, "Why me?"
Mexican Potato Chip by AlYar January 19, 2014

baked potato 

after SB's house burned down she found her daughter in the state of baked potato
baked potato by stupidcunt1726 February 10, 2019

Hot Potato 

Hot Potato is when you have a threesome with 2 guys and 1 girl and the first guy goes down on her and licks up the Clitty Litter (aka the dried up toilet paper) and spits it back down the coochie instead of off to the side. Then the next guy does the same when it's his turn and it just repeats like a game of hot potato.
Yo Josh! You down for a game of Hot Potato later?

Hell yeah bro! Ill find a the Treesh to join in!
Hot Potato by Mattyp00 February 2, 2022

smol potato 

Someone who is know to tell funny jokes but is also easily roast-able. Smol Potato is a name you can give to someone if they are shorter than you and they resemble a potato. This name is often given to males.
"Dude, look at how short that guy is!"

"Heh, I'd say he's a smol potato!"
smol potato by Babybee16 April 23, 2017

baked potato 

When you sit with your laptop on your lap for a while and it heats up your testicles. You then take the heated testicles and tea bag another person, giving them a baked potato.
aaaaaawwwwwww yeeeeaaahhh girl, Ima give you a baked potato!

You Ain't All That in a bag of potato chips! 

Something you say when someone is boasting/threatening you and is acting like a bastard. It can also be used as a joke. It's pretty rude, and is also a quote from Austin Powers, so you can follow it up with something really dumb to say and everyone will think you're REAL funny.
Dr Evil- You Ain't all that in a bag of potato chips!
President of USA- What??
Dr Evil- Don't go there girlfriend *click* Mm Hmm!
Scotty-Dumbass!