Poo Nark

Someone who reports to a higher up the exccessive time one may spend leaving a dump.

Ex. Don is such poo nark, i was just demoted for my half hour shits.

by Rusty Rod August 28, 2009

meanie poo

What little kids call us when we're not nice to them

Donald Trump is a meanie poo!

by frabrizio August 4, 2017

marky poo

a really hot man

"do you see that marky poo over there?
"oh hes so hot"

by hjgvuhygtrsrhy June 23, 2022

Fantom poo

a poo that you do but you dont feel it come out, the only way you know it has come out is that you here the splash, but when you look into the toilet it isnt there, it has gone down the pipe.

"OMG i have just done a fantom poo that i didnt feel but is splashed my but and it isnt in the loo.

by Tizmo January 14, 2008

peeksie poo

To take a look at; to peruse

I don't know... let me take a peeksie poo.

by Amy Kate December 16, 2004

Scuba poo

the type of poo that just flows out

mr J.A hilton had a bad case of scuba poos, resulting in a puddle of excrement by his feet.

by christophiser March 4, 2009

poo snatch

Your butthole; especially when refering to it as a sexual organ, as in talking about "putting it in their poo snatch".

Guy 1: Hey dude, I got so much cutty last night!
Guy 2: Oh yeah? Well I got more poo snatch than you could believe!

by getwicked May 29, 2010