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Bummed in the face

Phrase from a joke by Ross Noble from his show Fizzy Logic
Telling you to never have a bum faced child because when they get embarrassed a baboon my take a liking to them. Resulting in the child being bummed in the face.
"The child's being bummed in the face!"

"Bummed in the face?"

"Yes, bummed in the face!"
by .E August 14, 2009
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Grandpa face

An a female facial structure resembles that of a much older man. Grandpa face is especially prominent in the girl's nose and mouth. Thin, curling lips are common.

Many times, grandpa face is attempted to be hidden by excessive makeup and blonde hair.
Rostam: Man, that chick at the bar looks mad hot from the back

Ezra: Nah man, she has a totally grandpa face. I wouldn't hit that shit for nothin

Rostam: I heard that that, want to go smoke some dank bud?
by Rostamb February 19, 2010
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Face-date

Verb. The act of adding, browsing and creeping/lurking ones profile. Used as a virtual, informal way of dating before actually putting in the effort to meet the potential "date" in reality. Occurs on many online networking sites, most notably Facebook.
Jim: "Did you see Maria's profile? This girl has some class. She's one of hem euro chicks to. Damn, I think I might message her and actually tr and meet her bro"

Da'Quan: " Do it up man. But why bother - didn't you see that pic of her on that coffee table after her keg stand?"

Jim: " True. Well said. Onto the next one...*damn Face-dates, maybe i shouldn't have spent hours creeping her profile before hand...* "
by uk3s February 20, 2010
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Zombie Face

A face made when high in which the eyes are stuck in a lifeless stare and the mouth is open in an "O" shape.
You Just made the zombie face for 5 minutes straight, you're as high as a fucking kite!
by Cannibitch <3 March 23, 2010
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Fee Face

Absolutely nuts. Is always willing to help out her friends. Does not like to be taken as a fool. Agressive at times, but in response can be as gentle as a baby bunny.

loves small animals

Is prone to do unexpected things.

Good and bad

Makes snap decisions she regrets later. . . alot ;)

Changes her hair style often, and loves the sky.

Has her own town
Fee Face your such a Fee / Face.
by XxsmooshyxX May 25, 2009
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tree face

man-whore who cheats on you but then says he loves you and attempts to make up for it by writing you a poem and proposing in it.
guy: "i know i cheated on you and lied about it, but i love you! i wrote you a poem. be my wife?"

girl: "holy shit don't be such a tree face"
by squirtle:) December 20, 2009
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Face Hogged

dude you so got face hogged at that party last night.
by baby turtle & tonka :) January 25, 2011
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