national jail break day

on august 25 at exactly 1:56 pm the police officers of all prisons must let their prisoners out or their moms will disapear.

virgin police officer #1: did you hear its national jail break day
virgin police officer #2: yeah i did, time to let the prisoners out
chad prisoner: im going to find your mom

by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021

When Shit Breaks The Shovel

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.

by CountryBoyTex July 11, 2021

Break your Kevin Hart

To tell someone who thinks he/she is funny that they’re not. Phrase coined by Drake in “Over My Dead Body” from Take Care album.

Guy: makes lame joke then laughs
Other guy: bro not funny at all
Third guy: man you’re just gonna let him break your Kevin Hart like that?

by JG49Mke August 12, 2022

break up

when a guy doesn't love you anymore and goes to find someone better :(

girl 1: hey, i just went through a break up
girl 2: oh im so sorry, you could do way better

by blaaaa226 August 22, 2022

Never break stride

Continue to make due.

"You can whim and whoo for your partner, but never break stride."

Jeremy Garza

by Jpagarz August 26, 2022

Breaking Bad

Jessie we gotta cook.

"That's right, Giancarlo Esposito. I am the Breaking Bad."

by the_epic_gamer August 27, 2022

Ad-Breaking

When someone sends you a meme that is subtly a product advertisement

"Wait a minute, there's a Burger King burger in this meme, did you just ad-break me?!"
*You the reader got ad-breaked because I mentioned Burger King, craving it now, huh?*
"I can't believe you just ad-broke me like that."
I hope you enjoyed this ad-breaking

by Loloopy August 31, 2022