Oh my goat

Term used to express shock/surprise/overwhelm/astonishment in a socially friendly way.

"OH MY GOAT I'M SO FUCKIN FUCKED OFF THAT KEY OF MKAT"

by BLoOpZ October 19, 2011

"Oh Fuck!" Dance

A dance in which two or more people face each other with wide-eyed, mouth-agape faces as if in a state of hysteria and wave both arms in the air. Performed only under all of the following circumstances:
1. The dancers are high on marijuana.
2. A strobe light is on, going to the beat of good music in an otherwise pitch black room.
The effect brought to the dancers after 30 seconds or so is a state of intensity and possible hilarity. However, what is hilarious to some gives others seizures...

"I was so high that I couldn't even handle doing the, "Oh Fuck!" Dance with Thomas. I seriously felt like I was going to have a seizure!" (I know that it should be 'Oh Fuck!' Dance but Urban Dictionary told me it had to be "Oh Fuck!" Dance.)

by DifferentTypeofSantaClause October 8, 2008

Oh my jihad

Expression / Idiom
Basic exclamation to follow any given statement. It is the evolved progression of the over used expression "Oh my god". Does not bear any religious significance.

Person 1: "Hey, the pizza delivery guy says he's going to take over an hour, and I'm freakin starving man!!"
Person 2: "Oh my jihad!"

by Lady Guinevere December 31, 2007

oh lawd jesus

Black women dialogue for; "Oh how interestingly spontaneous that this particular event occurred at this paradime."

Shaniquela: "Oh Mama Jackson, me and Jamar O'Ryan are having a baby."

Mama Jackson: "Oh lawd Jesus!"

by Le_Willis May 21, 2014

Oh I'm sorry!

When you hurt someone's feelings but really don't give a slight fuck about how they feel.

Your Girl: "Why you won't have sex with me?"
You: "Oh I'm sorry!"

by ImHell666 November 4, 2018

oh what now

1.something to say after being insulted/insulting someone
2.something to yell out randomly
3.something to say when you don't understand something. Usually follows "your face" and "your mom".

(1)
Dude 1: (to innocent bystander) Your MOM!
Dude 2: Oh, WHAT NOW!!!
(2)
Dude 1: I saw your mom at Wally World shopping for your birthday present!
Dude 2: Oh, WHAT NOW!!!
(3)
Dude 1: Yeah, your face is so gay it takes 3 trucks!!
Dude 2: Oh, WHAT NOW...!

by Cassandra January 31, 2005

oh my goose

what you say when you feel embarrassed for someone.

annoying girl's boyfriend walks into the room and she stands up in front of everyone and hugs him. (so that everyone can see)

You then whipser this to your friend

"Oh my goose."

by JEP November 23, 2007