Double Texting Subjects

When someone sends you a text message, changing the subject, before you have the chance to reply to the previous one. By the time you reply to both, your conversation is now more than one topic. It's like talking to 3 or more people, but it's really only one.

"I'm getting a headache from double texting subjects. I can't text to my daughter about one thing at a time. Before I know it, she's texting about 5 different things and it's difficult to keep up with what we're talking about".

by M.C. Jarina May 31, 2015

one-text bitch

When you are mad enough at someone but only enough to confront them for the time period of one text message.

Mark: whats up

Jenna: nothin but that sucked that you forgot my birthday yesterday

Mark: i'm sorry, i really forgot! i'll make it up to you

Jenna: it's no problem, i just had to be a one-text bitch. we're cool now :)

by mbs805 October 26, 2010

text probe

When someone sends you a text and as soon as you respond, they call you.

Mom: Goodmorning!😀(text probe)
Me: GM

(4 seconds elapse)
Phone rings: Mom Calling

by SasSquash September 16, 2018

text injection

When you send someone a text that is Holy Spirit inspired. Sometimes a prophetic word, sometimes a word of encouragement, but always filled with love and fire! Pointing People to Jesus.

I will send you a text injection as the Lord leads.

by GloryCarrier January 19, 2018

No balls texting

To only have balls to text people shit, not to actually say it to their face.

No balls texting: when one room mate doesn't have the balls to say things to your face so they resort to texting you.

by Kickit kid December 15, 2011

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by [e-mail] February 9, 2022

Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.

I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.

by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018