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Russian Raisin

The act of inserting a metal rod (or sound) into the male urethra while simultaneously inserting a metal plug into the anus ensuring prostate contact.
Electrical current is then passed through the 2 metal objects creating a feedback loop draining the testicles of semen completely causing them to shrivel up like raisins.
"You cant give him a Russian Raisin, he wont survive!"
"If he dies, he dies..."
by Jacky Daytona September 25, 2023
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Russian blitz

Slang for jumping into a questionable situation with no planning or preparation, and then taking forever to ultimately accomplish nothing of value
Putin boasts of being able to take Kiev in 2 weeks. Day 908 of the invasion, this is a Russian blitz.
by Enheduanna1 August 20, 2024
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Russian Butt-Touch

When you do the Chinese Butt-Touch twice at the same time.
Hey there penis-touch, I heard you did the Russian Butt-touch.
by Dengus69 August 3, 2016
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Russian Alligator

When you pull out of a girl who is laying prone as you are having sex with her, you cum on your stomach and chest. She lays there until it dries then she picks it off and eats it like potato chips.
If you love me, you would do the Russian Alligator
by PEEGARGLER September 13, 2025
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Russian Teacup

noun:
1) A teacup originating from Russia.

adjective:
1) A word or phrase that has no double meaning or innuendo.

verb:
1) 'searching for the Russian Teacup' is the act of trying to find a double meaning or innuendo in something that doesn't have one, usually for comedic effect.
1) Guy 1: Man, this is really heavy..

Guy 2: That's what she said!

Guy 1: Dude, get your head out of the gutter, you know that was a Russian Teacup.

2) Guy 1: And then I opened her jar...

-silence-

Guy 1: Yeah, I was trying to think of an innuendo for that but I don't think it has one...

Girl 1: Me too, I guess we were both searching for the Russian Teacup.
by Stooojj May 3, 2013
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Russian Twists

to have a russian thot spin on top of your head. search up helicopter porn for more info.
damn you got to do russian twists yesterday?
by joemamameifyourgay November 2, 2019
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Russian demands

The most inconsequential demamds from a party that no one honestly cares to deal with.
1: Tony just told me to stop hitting on his girlfriend or he'll nuke ukraine or something crazy, I didn't get the whole thing. He was rambling on about something.

2: Everybody knows Tony, that guy has no girlfriend and he won't do shit. He's stalking that girl. Don't give into his Russian demands.
by The Biggest Willy March 31, 2022
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