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Wow, I didn’t know that a Noah would be so important to me to how he is now. Honestly, if u have ur “noah” never and I mean never let him go. Yes he can be a complete asshole but man he never fails to love someone. He puts himself before anything well most of the time when he is going through the hardest shit. He is like an angel but sometimes a devil, he is the best bf/ friend anyone could ever ask for. I can’t help but love my Noah. Even though there might be times where he can’t express his love, just know that Noah is one of a kind and he literally would die for u. Never lose ur noah ever!
Look it’s noah a literal angel
by Veryniceperson101 September 29, 2023
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Noah est quelqu'un qui donne de son temps pour faire sourire les gens. Alors certes, il a un humour mal placé, mais c'est tellement bête que ça fait rire. De temps à autre, il est aussi surprenant. D'un coup dans les moments où on ne s'y attend pas, il nous sort un truc ptn d'intelligent. Il a également une curiosité étrange pour les psychopathes (mais c'est un intérêt spécial que je partage.). Il a beau apprécier ces histoires réelles, il n'essaye pas de se créer des problèmes dans sa vie. C'est quelqu'un à qui on peut se confier si on désire une réponse sincère est bien attentionné. On peut être nous-même sans qu'il ne vienne juger notre passé. Ça ne veut pas dire qu'il n'aime pas le gossip! Noah aime plaire, peut-être par raison égoïste, mais au moins, il montre des petites attentions qui font rougir. Enplus de tout ça Noah est grand. Très grand. Trop grand.
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by Tabiche October 3, 2023
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Noah Schnapp

MaTeRiAl GoRl 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
(Gay)
Girl 1: ugh I love Noah Schnapp
Girl 2: umm.... Girly, I hate to break it to you but, he's gay
*Girl 1 turns into a man and renames himself Chad*
Chad: hehehe, say that again?
by F33tsl@y3r321💅🏻 July 6, 2023
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Noah Boukouvalas

Such a great person who is smart, funny, gets all of the girls and never backs down on a challenge. He despises people with massive foreheads because of the fact they can not walk through doorways correctly and is always hitting the doors and roof's. IF you ever come into contact with a Noah Boukouvalas beware as he may be a tad racist also do not forget about him because he is just such a great guy and also he can get any girl he wants Fr
Noah Boukouvalas gets all of the girls
by NJAGAJIN July 9, 2023
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Noah's Ark

The ship in which Noah, his family, and the animals were saved from the Flood, according to the biblical account (Genesis 6–8).
A small bivalve mollusk with a boat-shaped shell, found in the Mediterranean and off the Atlantic coasts of Africa and southern Europe.
The structure of Noah's Ark (and the chronology of the flood) is homologous with the Jewish Temple and with Temple worship.7 Accordingly, Noah's instructions are given to him by God (Genesis 6:14–16): the ark is to be 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide, and 30 cubits high (approximately 134×22×13 m or 440×72×43 ft).8 These dimensions are based on a numerological preoccupation with the number 60, the same number characterizing the vessel of the Babylonian flood hero.1

Its three internal divisions reflect the three-part universe imagined by the ancient Israelites: heaven, the earth, and the underworld.9 Each deck is the same height as the Temple in Jerusalem, itself a microcosmic model of the universe, and each is three times the area of the court of the tabernacle, leading to the suggestion that the author saw both Ark and tabernacle as serving for the preservation of human life.1011 It has a door in the side, and a tsohar, which may be either a roof or a skylight.8 It is to be made of gopher wood, a word which appears nowhere else in the Bible – and divided into qinnim, a word which always refers to birds' nests elsewhere in the Bible, leading some scholars to emend this to qanim, reeds.12 The finished vessel is to be smeared with koper, meaning pitch or bitumen; in Hebrew the two words are closely related, kaparta ("smeared") ... bakopper.12
by ISTHISAMOGUSAMOGUS July 13, 2023
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Noah:)

The most perfect and beautiful boy in the world, the boy that makes me smile daily, and the boy that I love very much, he’s typically quiet, but when he’s around me he’s the most amazing person in the world, he’s the most loveable person in the world
Noah:) is the most loveable person in the world
by afbard July 22, 2023
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Noah Granola

One of the most mysterious aliases of the culprit and war criminal, 'Joe Willy'.
Noah Granola said he was going to build a Dyson sphere and blot out the sun, "You bitches need less light and my basement doesn't have enough space. I'm going to build I Dyson sphere once I kill the Russian president." to be specific. The number of people in his basement are unknown, and the location of his basement is also unknown. Noah Granola is a fucking bitch and burned down 3 native campsites in the past month.
Noah Granola is an insane egotistical maniac who wants to kill the Russian president.
Don't be a Noah Granola.
by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023
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