half mexican

A person having one half of the qualities of a mexican and another half of the qualities of something you just can't even imagine. A half mexican will steal your wife, your dog, your sneakers, and your watch. He won't care if you loved your wife or your dog or your sneakers or your watch.

Watch out for 'dat guy, he's half mexican.

by nick December 10, 2006

Mexican Periscope

The act of spreading a woman's anus open with your thumbs, then peering into it like a periscope. Technically could be performed on anyone, by anyone, but in the original example it was a man performing the act on a woman.

Originated from a post on the Tosh.0 blog.

Man, that chick is crazy. She asked me to give her a Mexican Periscope!

by TexasCracker April 11, 2013

Mexican TopGun

A drinking game played with non other than the following ingredients:

- Table or hard surface
- Ping Pong Ballz
- Small "thimble" sized Margarita-filled cups
- Sufficient tolerance of brain freeze
- MINIMUM 5 comically large sombreros
- Dirty Sanchez(es). For everyone.

Made popular at many large Crunkfests around North American.

What's that sound... a mariatchi? NOPE. It's a Mexican TopGun.

by BallzDeep69-68? November 19, 2010

Mexican Monkey

Something everyone hears in "Get Lucky".

She rubbed a Mexican Monkey!

by JeffyFanatic5000 January 22, 2022

Mexican Tennis

The playing of volleyball over a tennis net using soccer rules. Also known as Soccer Tennis.

Sebastian, next time we're hanging out lets play some Mexican Tennis.

by kdawgw April 30, 2010

Mexican Volcano

When a man blows his load into his girlfriend/boyfriends asshole. Then his partner gets on their hands and knees with their ass in the air, and clenches their asshole, causing a burst or "volcano" of jizz to come shooting out.

Friend: Dude, I heard you and your bae did a Mexican Volcano last night.

Dude: Yeah bro. It left a pretty big mess!

by TheAcornnMan July 28, 2014

Mexican Manhole

A traditional Mexican sexual act consisting inserting a hard shell taco into another man’s anus then eating said taco.

I was trying to Mexican Manhole Jose but the shell kept breaking.
Nothing fills you up better than a good old Mexican Manhole.

by BIGGD September 8, 2019