master jizzer

one who can cum at large distances, perhaps 5 to 6 feet

that master jizzer got cum in my eye from across the room!

by literalmfmom February 20, 2017

masterasta

Describing the strong, positive expression of Rastafarian belief and culture. Commonly used by gormless middle-aged white dudes who also say things like "gormless".

Shit man, <spliff> do you remember that Aswad concert at the Rainbow? <cough> That was some serious masterasta

by Deucalion999#Deucalion May 10, 2017

master chatting

Too engage to chat to another person in an online dating site, then proceed to rub mustard on your "penis" and physically masterbate.

I was master chatting with Jessica all night long .

by Jackoff biotch 123 May 14, 2017

Master Break

Masturbating at work whilst on your break.

He's going for a Master Break instead of a usual cig break.

by Dockerz May 18, 2017

master saster

One who is a of master sassification

Ever since Jerome got divorced he has become cynical and has become quite the master saster.

by Squidilicious June 13, 2017

marstar

A beautiful leggy blonde dish, suitable wife material. Drinks like a sailor but is still a class act. A real catch!

I caught myself a real Marstar!

by Vaghat McGee September 8, 2017

mascardo

Fast good at volleyball cocky and plays alot of sports also has a big dick

shit is that retardo mascardo

shit you got broke by mascardo

by a random nig October 3, 2017