fluffy muffins

phrase; used to exclaim that something ridiculous, extreme, exciting, or absurd

That man just jumped off a bridge! Holy fluffy muffins!

holy cow holy crap snap

by Steaksauce67 January 18, 2011

big muffin

A very large vagina.

Jasmine Byrne gotta big muffin, have you seen it lately?

by Tajsonasty August 19, 2016

AA MUFFIN

A name to call your significant other.

Hold on a sec, I'm getting a call from AA Muffin.

by Summerlovinblast November 30, 2016

skuz muffin

a girl that you meet at a bar and is ready and willing to perform sexual acts to the likes of which have never been seen after knowing her for mere minutes.....on the sidewalk behind the bar or in the bathroom

That skuz muffin getting a drink just got t-bagged and dp'd while i was taking a leak

by skuzdominator February 26, 2011

flangella muffin fever

a disease based on the allergic reaction to muffins. the symptoms include making you attracted to the opposite gender ur currently atrracted to, also you excrete muffins from the flange hole and the corn hole.you also can become addicted to muffins

holy moley ive got chocolate chip muffins comming out of my corn hole.

i scraped blueberries from my flange today

mmmm....muffins with a hint of trout

eating the healthy muffins causes flangella muffin fever

by neal + kev July 18, 2006

Muffin man

n. Muffin man.. the coolest guy on rs next to ace2cool..

"muffin man ownz joo"

by Ace December 12, 2004

Corporate Muffin Scone

A processed baked delight that has little to zero nutritional value, is slightly overpriced and largely overmarketed.

Babe, i just want a breve and a couple corporate muffin scones. Brittany said she would meet us at starchuck's after she gets her iPad upgrade.

by Twinkie Situation October 27, 2018