When your Schlong instantly becomes longer than usual, over people in the gender of your personal sexuality.
by dameyinata December 21, 2013
Get the instant long schlongmug. A name given when your friend claims he’s fucked multipule chicks in the same week. And when someone is just a Cunt
by Just Chucktesta April 21, 2018
Get the captain long dongmug. Mostly used to in reference to the style &/or fit of the crotch area of womens jean pants. If looking at a pair of pants from their front side it's visabky noticeable that the lowest part of the seam between the legs hangs farrrr below the waist line.
Him-- What do you think of these jeans?
Me-- lmfao fuck no; I would never wear those long bottom crotch motherfuckers.
Me-- lmfao fuck no; I would never wear those long bottom crotch motherfuckers.
by Ivanna play October 19, 2023
Get the long bottom crotchmug. by Dubiousstatus August 25, 2025
Get the Long Jobmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025
Get the Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutzmug. A long necked zebra. People may think that it is labelled a ‘giraffe’ but that is completely a myth and those people that think lOnG nEcKeD zEbRaS are giraffes are completely ironic. Obviously, long necked zebras are the king of animals and should be hailed as god throughout the world. A zebra that is thought to be a giraffe wearing white and black bow ties, but is really a zebra that has a long neck. Praised by many is this long necked zebra. It lives everywhere including under your fingernails because they kicked the giraffes out.
‘ Oh my, is that a giraffe?’
“No, it is just a long necked zebra”
Definition of a long zebras: A supposedly giraffe but is really a zebra with an incredibly tall and sturdy neck that is used for preying on poor, greedy, and selfish humans. Can be tamed but will eventually grow wings and fly away if kept in captivity for too long. Tie up with chains made out of cheese for they are allergic to dairy.
“No, it is just a long necked zebra”
Definition of a long zebras: A supposedly giraffe but is really a zebra with an incredibly tall and sturdy neck that is used for preying on poor, greedy, and selfish humans. Can be tamed but will eventually grow wings and fly away if kept in captivity for too long. Tie up with chains made out of cheese for they are allergic to dairy.
by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021
Get the long zebrasmug. A guy who has an annoying sister
by oifwjvr921urp3euwfj0i23rouj September 24, 2022
Get the Dou Longmug.