Licked the Umbrella

Licked the Umbrella is a Northern English saying, meaning you've fucked up or messed up.

(Person drops water all over laptop)
Friend : Mate, you've really licked the umbrella there

by fishandchipsandcurrysauce January 02, 2020

Lick a lotta puss

I seen a dinosaur looking a lot of puss on the hilltop

I walk in my room and I caught my b**** with a lick a lotta puss

by Methanight Joe leis November 13, 2019

licked balls

When your balls have been sucked on so much they are perminantly red.

Me: Hey man whats wrong with your balls?
Friend: Oh, my girlfriend shit on my dick then sucked on my balls till I got licked balls.

by 1337af April 25, 2014

licking paper

To talk to yourself a lot while reflecting on incorrect or outdated trivia questions in chat rooms

That one chick is always licking paper instead of just googling the answer

by WonTooThree July 31, 2021

Pussy Licking

The female term for dick riding, as dick riding is used for when somebody’s getting overhyped or overexcited about another man when in all reality, it’s not that serious, Pussy Licking will be used for other women

“OMG TAYLOR SWIFT IS DROPPING A NEW ALBUUUUUM SHE FINNA WIN

AOTY AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

“Omg stop pussy licking her so much, this is why Swifties have a terrible reputation”

by Martino788 February 22, 2024

Lick the ice cube

When a man dips his balls in liquid nitrogen and walks around looking for people to lick them.

Dude, just had my balls liquid nitro'd, gonna go out and look for people willing to lick the ice cube.

by Thingshavehappened July 16, 2017

lick the dogfort

The moment that you realize something you thought was impossible is, in fact, quite simple.

It's not the actual cardboard that's the barrier; it is the puppy's lack of knowledge about it being penetrable. Shouldn't last much longer than the first time he decides to lick the dogfort.

by OllyOxen April 20, 2020