Kevin The Carrot

this mofo is a true brit he plays for marks and spencers FC as a striker and the england food FC the carrot lad loves a bit of brexit tackling and he plays with colin the caterpillar who is also a true british beast on the field

kevin the carrot is literally a goat

by big fat tubby December 29, 2022

Kevin Anderson

A man who possess no desire to either defecate nor pass flatulence.

“Hooh. I don’t wanna poop, I don’t wanna fart. I’m Kevin Anderson.”

by wavvyvisionsdude January 5, 2023

Kevin

The smelliest person that caused pollution and won’t admit that Christie is just better

Kevin is smelly

by whopopolo January 8, 2023

Kevining

The act of doing what kevin does.

Look at kevin over there he is just kevining by himself .

by Kevins_simp January 12, 2023

Kevining

The act of what a Kevin does.

The little boy said. "Look mom that is a Kevin kevining

by TheBestKaydenceEver1214 January 13, 2023

Kevin mutch

A ghost

Guy 1: hey dude have you seen the new horror movie
Guy 2: yeah dude it stars kevin mutch as the ghost

by Mydadleftmeattheageof4 April 4, 2023

Kevin

Kevins are usually indian and play tennis. Although they claim to be good at tennis, they ultimatley are just one of the worst players at the school even though they are brown.

This kid Kevin thinks hes singles 1 for our game but hes actually not even on the varisty lineup

by randomnigg122567 April 5, 2023