anyone whos name is jake is definetley a diobolical dipshit , they will most definetly have some form of anger issues and will constanlty repeat the phrase 'i hope you die of cancer u mouldy nob' , their cock is as big as a ant , if u want to find someone called jake be sure to go to your local field and they will most likely be shagging a sheep while shitting in a cows mouth at the same time, oh and i forgot to mention the gay ass perm they have becos they think it will attract all of the clapped females in their class....if only they had a dad to tell them this does not attract females, they are also fat asf as they eat all the sheep after they shag them
anyone whos name is jake is definetley a diobolical dipshit , they will most definetly have some form of anger issues and we constanlty repeat the phrase 'i hope you die of cancer u mouldy nob' , their cock is as big as a ant , if u want to find someone called jake be sure to go to your local field and they will most likely be shagging a sheep while shitting in a cows mouth at the same time, oh and i forgot to mention the gay ass perm they have becos they think it will attract all of the clapped females in their class....if only they had a dad to tell them this does not attract females, oh and they are also fat asf as they eat all the sheep after they shag them...... my rant is over
by alfie_init September 19, 2021
Get the jakemug. by Khonlai February 13, 2025
Get the Jaking itmug. by MaxWellImo January 30, 2018
Get the Jake Paulmug. Person 1: “Oh my who is that handsome fellow?!”
Person 2: “That, my friend, is Jake Shim of ENHYPEN.”
Person 2: “That, my friend, is Jake Shim of ENHYPEN.”
by xdinaryher0es January 24, 2022
Get the Jakemug. 
jake miller is a person that can be very confusing. a person that is very easy to fall in love with, a person worth dying for, and a person who deserves the best this world has got. don’t mess up because if you do then jake miller will hurt you worse. despite the pain caused , you will still love this man with every ounce of your body, witch can be very frustrating.
by teenybamboo April 10, 2022
Get the jake millermug. Jake is horrible, ugly, and not handsome. If you are friends with a Jake or Jacob, then Un friend Him real quick.
If Jake or Jacob is the name of your boyfriend, then he will cheat and say he didn’t. He will most likely have a lot of pimples if Jake is your brother tell your mom to put him up for adoption
If Jake or Jacob is the name of your boyfriend, then he will cheat and say he didn’t. He will most likely have a lot of pimples if Jake is your brother tell your mom to put him up for adoption
Hey did you see Jake over there?
Yeah he is pretty ugly
I heard he cheated on Vanessa!
He has a lot of pimples!
Yeah he is pretty ugly
I heard he cheated on Vanessa!
He has a lot of pimples!
by trina vega hater May 24, 2020
Get the Jakemug.