A virgin monkey who is ugly, hairy and will never have sex. Extremely small penis despite their aggressive nature. Clearly compensating for something. Underdeveloped brain and often attempts to rip faces off when they don't get their way.
Will: Hey Justin get back into your enclosure, you keep shitting yourself every time you move
Justin*rips Will's face off
Justin*rips Will's face off
by oooooofff March 27, 2022
Get the Justin mug.The kindest boy you’ll ever meet, a caring friend, brother, son, boyfriend. He will give you reassurance without you having to ask, he’ll match your love language, he’s always there if you need to talk, he will care for you more than anyone and anything, he’ll always ask you how you’re feeling, he’ll support you through thick and thin, he’ll give you endless hugs cuddles and kisses, he’ll play annoying rap music that only makes you smile and even though he doesnt like kpop, he’ll play it to cheer you up (spring day bts), he’s very protective, his cute spiky black hair, he will remember every detail like if your bts bias is suga or if you want to study philosophy, he’ll support your dreams and will put you first, he’ll share snacks with you, he’ll help you whenever you need, you’ll never be a burden to him, if you find yourself a Justin, you never want to lose him like I did, he is a literal angel on earth and i’m an idiot for letting him go. I love you so much
Alex: “hey you dated justin wang right?”
Iva: “yeah…”
Alex: “what happened?”
Iva: “I was an idiot who walked away from the love of my life, justin, i wish i could be with him again”
Iva: “yeah…”
Alex: “what happened?”
Iva: “I was an idiot who walked away from the love of my life, justin, i wish i could be with him again”
by ~whatever~ April 8, 2024
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Get the Justin mug.you're from instagram and you literally searched your own name. somehow you believed what it say despite the fact that anyone can write anything in urban dictionary
Justin: Yo hey you know this trend where you search your name on urban dictionary you can find what ur name means? it said im a very sexy guy and girls would fuck me.
Me: uhh i think people could like put their own definitions of their own names there?
Justin: Really? nah, these are official. its literally in a site called dictionary, its gotta be legit?
Me: yeah its called urban dictionary, for urban words. it lets people make own words and terms for themselves. they could put a slang or reference of anysort.
Justin: Oh damn, i didnt know that
Me: yeah, your pretty stupid
Me: uhh i think people could like put their own definitions of their own names there?
Justin: Really? nah, these are official. its literally in a site called dictionary, its gotta be legit?
Me: yeah its called urban dictionary, for urban words. it lets people make own words and terms for themselves. they could put a slang or reference of anysort.
Justin: Oh damn, i didnt know that
Me: yeah, your pretty stupid
by yournamedoesntmeananything November 23, 2021
Get the justin mug.Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.
"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"
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