Indian Bidet

When your friend, male relative, or a polite stranger blasts your dirty butthole with pee, with the explicit goal of cleaning the residual poop off. It is expected that if someone does this for you, you will do it for them in return. The Indian Bidet is most often used in the rural Indian countryside where running water is not an option for a normal bidet experience.

“My buttocks was smeared with feces from a particularly violent diarrhea I had but my good neighbor Bhenchudkumar gave me a fresh Indian Bidet to clean it off before my date.”

by Doodookumar April 3, 2026

indian pumper

a indian or Arab who pumps men in their tight hole daily

“DAMN CALIPH YOU A REAL INDIAN PUMPER”

by jackydaniels April 7, 2026

Indian Slip and Slide

When you repeatedly wipe your ass after taking a dump and there is still shit on the tissue after more than 10 wipes

Jeff - “dude im sorry I took so long, it was an Indian Slip and Slide in there”
Gary - “I think I need to see a doctor, every time I poop its an Indian Slip and Slide”

by uncanny gargoyle April 8, 2026

Indian shit clustering

When one man is pooping and another woman gets into reverse cowgirl and starts bouncing up and down on his dick which spreads her ass whole and makes her shit between the man’s legs into the same toilet all while bouncing on the dick.

Adam and Tala Indian shit clustering (When one man is pooping and another woman gets into reverse cowgirl and starts bouncing up and down on his dick which spreads her ass whole and makes her shit between the man’s legs into the same toilet all while bouncing on the dick) last night and she bounced on his dick and shitted right between his legs into the same toilet

by CreativeFreakTerming April 27, 2025

Indian Family

The act of cutting a theme park ride line by lying or telling people you have family/friends you’re trying to get to.

Man 1: Yo dude how did you get back so fast that line was long asf.
Man 2: Oh it’s simple I just did an Indian Family.

by Noah4200000 May 5, 2025

Indian Wranglin'

Not having enough Toilet paper to fully clean yourself, making it necessary to wipe your ass with your barehand.

That boi ran out of TP in the bush, don't shake his hand I'm positive he was Indian Wranglin'.

by Phanton dangler May 5, 2025

Indian Apple

When you don't wash for a year and grow a huge ball of smegma. Bake it into a cake and serve. The ability to obtain such a power is completely unheard of. Only those who are unfortunate enough to be born into the subcontinent known as "india" are able to conjure up such a foul unattainable abhorrent amalgamation.

"...Bro, that cake tasted amazing! What'd you put in it?"
"An Indian Apple."

by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025