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When your friend, male relative, or a polite stranger blasts your dirty butthole with pee, with the explicit goal of cleaning the residual poop off. It is expected that if someone does this for you, you will do it for them in return. The Indian Bidet is most often used in the rural Indian countryside where running water is not an option for a normal bidet experience.
“My buttocks was smeared with feces from a particularly violent diarrhea I had but my good neighbor Bhenchudkumar gave me a fresh Indian Bidet to clean it off before my date.”
by Doodookumar April 3, 2026
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