post coital he-man

A man who can channel the powers of greyskull and stay awake after getting laid.

Jeff is one of the few...the proud...he's a post coital he-man.

by Starlicker October 31, 2014

post-coital patty cake

When the sex is so good that a high five afterwards simply is not enough.

Him and I each came like five times, so after we caught our breath we went ahead and played post-coital patty cake.

by Stefani Vonne January 16, 2011

Post scout camp depression

being depressed because of how lonely it is after scout camp

"Oh post scout camp depression will kill me some day " "ye I'm so lonely and sad"

by Disaster .will.occur.at .any.m November 10, 2019

awkward post-goodbye hello

Situation in which you encounter someone you know - especially someone you have not spoken to in some time - have a conversation then depart, only to immediately encounter the person again, resulting in social awkwardness.

Former neighbours A and B run into each other at the mall and chat for a while, following which:

A. It was nice to run into you!

B. It really was - send my regards to your family.

A. Take care!

Five minutes later A and B run into each other again in the parking lot and smile sheepishly at the awkward post-goodbye hello

by O-town daddy September 13, 2013

Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning

After having insane diarrhea , and your butthole feels like its on fire because stomach enzymes got through since the diarrhea is fast digested so it isn't filtered out.

Jeff: Oh my god dude...
Bob: What is it.
Jeff: Do you know any ways to get rid of Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning?
Bob: No sorry dude.

by You have a chungal infection September 16, 2019

Post-Poop Butt Hurt

Post-Poop Butt Hurt is when, after a particularly bad poop, your butt hurts. Otherwise known as PPBH.

Person #1: Aw, man, I took such a big dump yesterday that it gave me PPBH!
Person #2: PPBH?
Person #1: Yeah, Post-Poop Butt Hurt
Person #2: Dude, PPBH is the worst!

by Border__Damage September 30, 2017

Post-System-Crash Depression

Post-System-Crash Depression (or PSCD) is the inevitable feeling and/or onset of depression brought on by the failure of a significant electronics item. It is marked by the general symptoms of depression usually centered around the idea that the 'reliable' system they had been using has failed them utterly. Examples of failures that may cause the condition include (but are not limited to):

1) Video Game Crashes after significant amounts of unsaved progress
2) Computer component failure

The only know cure for PSCD is time. Eventually the individual will reconcile with his system and accept its faults and try to improve upon them. In some cases though, therapy has been shown to aid the process.

While normally applied to electronics, PSCD can be used to describe similar symptoms that occur due to the failure of a physical system.

PSCD condition may be related to a the phenomenon of losing ones invincibility virginity, an occurrence in which a victim becomes depressed after having a significantly traumatic even occur to them, who before didn't think or realize such a thing could befall them.

Guy 1: Man, Steve's been unhappy all week. I thought hed be happy once he'd got his computer back.

Guy 2: Well, you know. It's that Post-system-crash depression. He just doesn't think thing s will ever be the same.

by turtlbrdr November 12, 2010