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Idiot

The best answer if someone is an idiot
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Jobo: hey

Gaybi: idiot

Jobo: fuck you
by NORBANBO September 19, 2021
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Fabienne

Una Persona that asks Michel Tom nach Minecraft Streamern which macht This Persuoné einö Idiotaaa
Fabienne/Kevinns ist ein Idiot(DEUTSCH)/Idiotaaa(italianoo)/Idiot(englishshh)/IdiOOOT(russianvodkarie)
by KeihsahTheTüpp July 17, 2020
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Useless Idiot

Derived from: “Useful Idiot” (20th century Cold War term for obedient pawns of authoritarian regimes)
Modern Definition – 2025+ Edition:

A person—typically overeducated and underemployed—who, despite possessing access to vast information and elite academic institutions, dedicates their life to parroting establishment propaganda, enforcing groupthink, and shaming dissenters, all while contributing nothing of real value to society.

Unlike the original Useful Idiots, who were at least functionally useful to the regimes they served, Useless Idiots are a net drain on civilization:

Degrees in Queer Postmodern Interpretive Dance or Climate Reparations Economics

Attitudes of revolutionary importance while working part-time in coffee shops

Unable to foam milk or reset a router, but will lecture you on intersectional hegemony while spelling your name wrong

Full of rage when reminded they voluntarily majored in unemployability, and chose activism as personality

Self-identify as anti-authoritarian rebels, yet demanded you be arrested in 2020 for hugging your grandma

They serve you cold coffee with Ana Kasparian ("I'm Better Than You") sass and the smug self-regard of an unpaid MSNBC intern. They want the revolution, but only if someone else funds it and they still get oat milk.
“No, Kendra, I will not sign your petition to abolish Thanksgiving. You’re a fucking Useless Idiot who couldn’t even make my latte hot.”
by SrcMaker June 16, 2025
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idiot committee

A group, often coworkers, whose stupidity and ineptitude combine to make for a useless team where you end up doing all the work
The boss gave the new contract to my unit so I guess it’s me and the idiot committee
by Silver_Leaf June 26, 2022
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me
by Some guy with a moustache April 3, 2022
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An Idiot is a simple minded human being who either can't get some really dumb shit into their thick asf heads

Plural: Idiots
No Karen you fucking Idiot, Jesus wasn't white, he was Jewish after all, read the bible before you assume being Jewish is a sin.
You idiots, Trans people DO exsist, just because YOUR not Trans doesn't mean nobody else is.
It's spelled "Wednesday" Helen, jesus your a fucking idiot.
Becky, your brother is an idiot in general, just because your brother is Gay doesn't make it worse.
by Just meeeeeeeeeeeeee March 10, 2021
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Doesn’t always mean someone who is stupid - depends on who is saying it and how they’re saying it - sometimes defines someone who is saying something so ridiculous that it’s funny
by Dontaskformynamecreep September 6, 2020
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