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Holy Benedict

Holy Benedict is like the term of holy crap or shit. But holy Benedict you can use it without knowing you are swearing

Ex:
"Holy Benedict! You look good!"
"holy Benedict! I'm screwed."
by Triple_21 October 22, 2018
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Table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed

The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”

A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”
Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**

Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.
by Lunar enthusiast May 21, 2023
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Angel Jose Robles', Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And Joseph Alexander Martinez' Mother's Offspring Is Brenda Ramos And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff
Angel Jose Robles', Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And Joseph Alexander Martinez' Mother's Offspring Is Brenda Ramos And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
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Holy-grapevine

The holy-grapevine is when you take your worst girlfriend to your nicest vineyard, you open a nice bottle of sparkling wine, get her clothes off and start butt-f*cking doggy style. When you’re about to cum, you yell out “holy-grapevine” and hit her in the back of the head with a grapevine.
I holy-grapevined my gal last weekend and my shoulder is still thrown out from those big, head-pruned vines.
by MendoVineGuy February 18, 2025
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Holy Blindfold

The "Holy Blindfold" is a gay male sex act where one partner, blindfolded, is forced to ingest a mixture of urine, semen, and feces from multiple anonymous partners while being anally penetrated by a stranger. This act combines the ultimate humiliation of sensory deprivation with the degradation of consuming a vile cocktail of bodily fluids and waste, heightening the perverse and vile nature of the experience.
In the filthy back room, Chris was subjected to the Holy Blindfold, his blindfolded state intensifying the horror as he was forced to swallow the disgusting concoction
by Mister_Meaatspin September 10, 2025
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Holy sossij

A sausage that you eat, but taste really bad. You cry every time you eat the sausage because it’s very hot and sometimes it can burn your mouth. And you eat it in a pit full of fried wholly fungus.
Did you know Jimmy just ate that holy sossij? And he cried because it burned his mouth while he was in the pit with fried wholly fungus, and it taste very bad.
by Pjudge January 6, 2023
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