Retard Hands

When you play one video game then try to switch to another game but your hands don't do what you want them to.

Dude, I keep throwing a grenade when i try to reload, what's up with that?
You have retard hands..

by Ferrisfreshie February 04, 2010

Slap Hand

the hand you use to jerk off with

Shane put his slap hand in Zack's mouth.

by Nick Shane November 26, 2007

Dishpan hands

A guy who sticks his hand up a mans ass then puts it up his own. Also called a Dush Man

Did u just dishpan hands that guy

by DishPan hands December 24, 2014

hand jammy

A better way of saying hand job, usually done better by the male person than anybody else despite the best female efforts.

The girl had a fat lip and was on the rag so I settled for a hand jammy.

by wianm October 29, 2007

Jazz hand

When one snaps their fingers and states "jazz hands" in order to let anther friend know they farted in public, without anyone one else knowing.

(Farts) "Jazz hands"

by Tangerine14 June 28, 2014

man hands

A woman who has abnormally large hockey weathered hands.

Erin from Brookfield has Man Hands.

by Luke Brown August 23, 2006

hand ball

to fist fist fisting fisted

dat girl was mad loose, I coulda hand-balled her in 2 seconds.

by jessie January 19, 2004