contraception face

Someone so ugly that even the mere sight of their face is a method of birth control. That is, they are so physically unattractive that they will probably never have sex.

"Oh my god, did you see how ugly that guy was?"
"Yeah, what a contraception face!"

or:
"You're so ugly your face is a contraceptive!"

by genjon November 27, 2007

Bummed in the face

Phrase from a joke by Ross Noble from his show Fizzy Logic
Telling you to never have a bum faced child because when they get embarrassed a baboon my take a liking to them. Resulting in the child being bummed in the face.

"The child's being bummed in the face!"

"Bummed in the face?"

"Yes, bummed in the face!"

by .E August 14, 2009

Saddle Face

A women with a worn leathery Face usually from being left out in the sun too long.

Jennifer has full blown saddle face, I wouldn't bang her with your dick.

by kdawg4 April 20, 2009

Pee face

Usually said towards people you know(brother, sister, your roblox friend) a pee face is someone who has a pee as a face or pee on their face.

Person#1: Pee face
Person#2: Um I do not

Person#1: Yes you do pee face hehe

by MAMAVORTEX June 18, 2019

cuca face

Cuca face is synonimous with yessenia rivera

Damn yessi your such a cuca face

by Ben0331 February 4, 2019

War Face

A face full of anger, rage, and adrenaline. Usually followed by a loud roar or battle cry.

"Now let me see your war face, soldier!"

by Mr.Klondike August 8, 2017

vodka faced

The blank stare one gives after a heavy binge in vodka-based mixed drinks.

It is usually an act put on by someone often referred to as a trainwreck.

DANG! Latoya was so vodka faced that I don't even think she recalls snoballing with Toby last night!

by Sea Cow December 10, 2008