The suspension of time when you are on facebook. You may think you've been on for 5 minutes, but when you look at the clock you realize it's been 2 hours. You've been sucked into the facebook vortex.
Sorry I didn't call you- I got on facebook at 8, and got sucked into the facebook vortex! Next thing I knew it was 11!
I haven't heard from her in days, but I've seen a lot of her posts- she must have been sucked into the facebook vortex!
I haven't heard from her in days, but I've seen a lot of her posts- she must have been sucked into the facebook vortex!
by catuzcat May 17, 2010
Get the facebook vortex mug.When people start making the same comment which has already been made regarding a Facebook item because they didn't bother to "View all" the item's contents and therefore negleted to see that their comment is redundant.
Tim: Why do people keep commenting that they now have that "song stuck in their head" regarding that link I posted about Vanilla Ice?
Dan: No one bothered to hit the "View all comments" link so now you're getting Facebook rollover.
Dan: No one bothered to hit the "View all comments" link so now you're getting Facebook rollover.
by Alfetta159 December 11, 2009
Get the Facebook rollover mug.A person who accepts all friend invitations on their facebook page even from people they do not know just to pad their "friend" total to appear more popular than they really are.
Mike: Did you see how many friends Patty has on her Facebook page? I didn't know she was so popular!!
Greg: Yeah, I saw it. She's not really that popular, she's just a Facebook whore.
Greg: Yeah, I saw it. She's not really that popular, she's just a Facebook whore.
by Paolo Maldini November 19, 2010
Get the Facebook whore mug.1 - A person who has been a member of Facebook since the days when it was a college student-only network site.
2 - A person who joined Facebook when a .edu e-mail address was still required.
3 - A person who joined Facebook in 2004, or the 1st half of 2005.
2 - A person who joined Facebook when a .edu e-mail address was still required.
3 - A person who joined Facebook in 2004, or the 1st half of 2005.
by TigerWoulds June 18, 2012
Get the Facebook O.G. mug.Something that isn't really funny in the real world but it becomes funny in the context of facebook. The only reason it is considered funny is because it is on facebook. In the real world said something is probably lame.
by WARonSOCIALnetworkingSITES October 20, 2009
Get the Facebook funny mug.Is a person that isn't a real club promoter but enjoys facebook inviting his friends to events for local parties at clubs or houses. He uses facebook because he or she is to poor to pay flyers and radio like a real promoter would do. This person is probably unemployed and thinks that doing this will make him big but really its just a hobbie. This person is probably your local celeb that thinks he is big time because he wears the same rocawear shirt to all the partys.
Man that nigga jake is just a facebook promoter, his partys are flop city all the way, im going to the young jeezy banger instead.
by Nikeman09 February 26, 2010
Get the Facebook Promoter mug.I loved that band until they released that christmas album, that's when they really mommed the facebook.
by Jeremy Radd January 10, 2009
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