Ethan

Ethans are perverts and they need to get a grip on life.

"Hey Ethan how was your weekend?"
"It was great, thanks — I jerked off to a bunch of anime girls!"
"Bruh what"

by iwillbreakyourniconicokneecaps June 18, 2021

ethan dolan

my husband :)

person - yo who is that?

me - my husband, ethan dolan

by ilovethedaddydolans May 20, 2020

Ethan

A kid who will NEVER have a merry birthday!

Wow that Ethan doesn’t have a merry birthday!

by SadBurrito May 19, 2021

Ethan

Is a fucking cunt who plays fucking Minecraft Bedrock and not Java like a fucking cuck.

Ethan : Hey! Wanna be friends.
Me : Fuck no Bedrock Scrub.

by HiImNotGay August 14, 2019

Ethan

A sweet guy, meme lord, usually attracted to shorter girls. Hides his feelings, acts like he’s of when he’s not.

Girl 1: look it’s ethan

by Yeetus yeetus fetus deletus May 24, 2019

Ethan

What you call a certain type of friend, even and especially if their name isn't Ethan. That really epic super close friend who seems to always have your back, and always have the perfect advice. They are secretly pulling the strings, orchestrating the perfect solution to whatever problem you're dealing with. Will always listen to what you have to say, and will always brighten the situation with a great joke. Everyone needs an Ethan.

Get yourself an Ethan.

by demonic-ducks March 10, 2024

Ethan

A spoiled rotten good for nothing punk. He gets whatever he wants and lies around the house watching Tv and eating little caesars pizza. He thinks he is so cool but in reality he is chopped liver!....if you ever meet one stay clear!

guy 1. Have you met Ethan?
guy 2. uhh.....ya....lets not talk about him!

by good fo nothing November 5, 2020