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Not a Mother's Day

The day that a woman gets her period, when she knows she is not pregnant.
Girl: I got my period today! I was so worried.
Girl friend: Happy Not a Mother's Day!
by toadaron December 8, 2011
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Sambuca day

A drinking holiday term for Christopher Columbus Day. Sambuca, an Italian liquor is the drink of choice.

It's similar in concept to calling thanksgiving "turkey day".
It's Christopher Columbus Day, I'm going hammer, mixing 151 with the 'buca, cause it's sambuca day ya bish.

I get turned up on skrillex and flaming shots for sambuca day, the best part of Columbus discovering America.
by Phmns52 October 28, 2013
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Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.
Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!
by WIL-MO July 23, 2016
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The Day dump

The biggest shit of the day. You could be on the toilet for hours.
When you come home from work/school or where ever you usually take a big ass shit aka The Day Dump.
by Kevin Sedita May 24, 2006
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BIRTHING DAY

The day commemorating the actual birthday of a child from the perspective of the mother who physically gave birth to that child. That is to say, on any given child's birthday, that day is the respective biological mother's "Birthing Day" for that child specifically.
Every year, on the birthday of their daughter, Ella, Justin gives flowers to his wife, Julia, to celebrate her Birthing Day, which commemorates the labor of love Julia endured to give life to Ella. birthing day
by AheadofherTime November 4, 2017
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Extortion Day

Also known as April 15th in the USA. It is the day where people scramble to make sure their mafia tribute...oh I mean "taxes" are filed and paid for in fear that the Local, State, and Federal Government will lock them up in a cage.

Formally known as "Tax Day"
Mark: Hey John, what day is it?
John: Its April 15th, Happy Extortion Day!
Mark: Oh man! I love Extortion Day, and I love knowing that my hard-earned money is used to fund my president's vacations and the countless wars that he creates! Thanks Big Government :D
by WageSlave2014 April 15, 2014
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nuggie day

A day where nuggies( nuggets ) of all kind (chicken or other) shall be eaten😌
Kimberly: Hey, I feel like eating some chicken nuggets

Xander: Obviously, it's the 1st of September...nuggie day😆
by Pro. Troy😝 August 18, 2020
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