Cold Palmer

When you put your hand in ice water so you can't feel it, then start jerkin the gherkin.

Man i gave myself a cold palmer last night and I swear it felt like someone else was doing it.

by Potato architect August 22, 2025

cold water

something that is best when drank at 3am

person 1: *drinking cold water at 3am*

by [insert letter spam here] December 10, 2021

scalding cold

When it is really cold outside

Like it is scalding cold outside

by pnmnmorshshttkork February 4, 2025

Stealth Cold

All the debilitating inward signs of a cold - aches, pains, tiredness and brain fog - without the obvious symptoms of congestion and coughing. Still enough to lay you out for a couple of days, even though your immune system is doing its best to hide your weakness from predators.

I was off work for a chunk of last week with a stealth cold. Knocked me flat for a day or two but didn't really go anywhere. Annoying.

by SpeckledJim1917 April 16, 2014

Cold Ankles

A) A hoopy person, usually a guy.

B) Someone with cold ankles.

(Usually A)

A) See him, he has really Cold Ankles

B) He must have cold ankles.

by Cold_Ankles (The Man Himself) September 24, 2009

3 coldness levels

Level 1 40 to 59 degrees F outside and inside is Brick

Level 2 32 degrees F to 49 degrees F Cinderblocks outside and inside

Level 3 29 degrees F to below zero degrees F is Diamonds outside and inside

The term 3 coldness levels is defined by two construction rocks and one gemstone.

Nick Purcell, Yo man it’s 40 with a high of 59 degrees outside today. Alan Faynzilberg, It’s brick.

Nick Purcell, You man it’s 32 with a high of 49 degrees outside today. Alan Faynzilberg, It’s cinderblocks.

Nick Purcell, Yo man it’s zero with a high of 29 degrees outside today. Alan Faynzilberg, It’s diamonds.

by Nick Purcell April 24, 2022

Cold Played

When you are seen at the wrong time at the wrong place with the wrong person.

Andy and Kristen were seen making out on the Kiss Kam and got Cold Played.

by Drunken Sailor July 19, 2025