Cock Throb

When one of your friends is talking about something you can't put up with anymore and say cock throb to end the conversation.

Ron: My refrac is back boys
Dave: Cock throb
Ron: Fuck I need to talk to someone about it

by Lube Nudeman April 27, 2015

Cock sock

A sock for your cock

Yes I have a cock sock

by Xx_mineShafter69_xX June 17, 2018

Captain Cock

What Broly called Goku for putting his dende on on him when they were babies from the ssj9k dragon ball z parodies

Broly: “Captain COCK!!!!! “
Goku: “ Don’t you mean Kakorrooooottttt!!!!

by YFN Xae October 17, 2019

bastard cock

a driving expression used to release your frustations at unintelligent drivers. best is used while shaking your fist.

damned you, you bastard cock! *shake fist at ignorant driver here*

by holly* June 15, 2003

Cock Blocker

when the male is prevented from getting punani due to a third wheel

Meg and Sean was about to get freaky till Missys cock blcoking ass jumped in

by monet July 14, 2004

milking the cock

verb. milked the cock, milk the cock, milking the cock, milks the cock

The practice of removing excess semen from the urethra after ejaculation, usually by applying pressure beginning just forward of the scrotum and moving up towards the head of the penis.

After brutally reaming Jason L's ass for over three hours, I finnaly came, and afterwards, milked the cock.

by clint August 25, 2004

Cock joke

1. A generally over-used brand of humor, which is oft stupid, or uncreative. However, more intelligent cock jokes do exist.

2. Something one says generally randomly. This was brought on by a Flash on Newgrounds, called Tankmen 5.5, by Stamper.

1. Knock, knock
(Who's there?)
Jock coke.
(Jock coke? Who?)
COCK JOKE! BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

2. (Person A) So, then, I says to Mavis: why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here?
(Person B) Cock joke!
(Person A) And -...
(Person B) COCK JOKE!

by Amerikaner October 15, 2006