Christian M

Someone who smells like absolute shit.

Eww whats that smell??
thats just Christian M.

by funkslayer August 3, 2022

christian

he’s so cool and rad and wicked and bitchin’.

have you met christian?

yeah, he’s so bitchin’!

by leebugs December 15, 2022

Christian

People who believe in the one true God. They are the best people to talk to about your problems, because what they are saying comes from God. They believe that the Bible, the Holy Trinity, etc. are true. They believe that Jesus died on the cross for your sins. It is not a religion, although it is a relationship with God.

"Bro, look at that Christian over there. I like Christians."
"Christians believe in God, right?"
"Yes."

by abbsxjonathan January 6, 2020

fearne christian

a hot amazing woman who is superior to everyone. kind and amazing at everything they do.

fearne christian was walking down the street and everyone adored her!

by idkevenknowhwqythuwisfor July 9, 2021

Christian Laettner

That dude who was good in college and has that shot against Kentucky. All North Carolina fans hate him because they suck. I hate North Carolina fans. They suck lol

Random UNC fan: I hate Christian Laettner
Everyone one else on earth: lol get a life unc sucks

by Lebrun Jaames December 9, 2021

Samuel Christian Santos

Samuel is a very sexy wasian boy who is super nice and got a 3 milimeter defeater.

Wow youre so hot and wasian just like Samuel Christian Santos.

by Sigmalord June 6, 2024

Pull a Christian

To ditch your friends and go home with strange instead.

OMG dude, if I take you out you better not pull a Christian on me!

by OBTwice April 8, 2019