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Skite-cape

The act of one removing his shirt during a drinking session and then fastening the shirt up at the collar with the shirt behind the body to form a cape.
"mate, get your skite-cape on"

"Last one to get their skite-cape on"
by Skitelover123 July 21, 2009
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No cappuccino

“Aye bro that bitch is fine”
Hell yeah no cappuccino
by Ennishater December 15, 2018
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yeahyeahyeah wowie capowie

A celebratory exclamation, usually delivered with a squeaky or high-pitched intonation.

The last word--capowie--can never be spelled with a K. Ever. That would just be silly.
Larry: Oh my god!

Leslie: What is it, Larry?

Larry: I just got a new high score in Robot Unicorn Attack!

Leslie: YEAHYEAHYEAH WOWIE CAPOWIE!
by thegewddoctor January 11, 2011
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Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC)

A devise one must insert into their rectum upon learning the secret of the space-time continuum, whereby the mental energy required to process these thoughts outweighs that of gravity itself; and creates an unstable void in our very universe. The anti-matter suppository capsule combats this with copious amounts of radiation.
*smoking weed alone in basement:

hits large bowl; *thinks about the origins of the universe

*universe begins to impode upon itself
*sticks Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC) in rectum
*all is as it was... except now incredibly high
by xavier wells June 12, 2012
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We Believe You, Captain America

A deadpan, snarky response to an unbelievable series of events that is related to you by a friend or co-worker. Taken from the classic Lee/Kirby issue of THE AVENGERS where Captain America is found in the Arctic, having been frozen in a block of ice since the end of World War II.

After he is thawed out, Cap relates the following tale: "By some fantastic stroke of fate, I must have been frozen in an ice flow, and then found by some eskimos who thought I was a supernatural object. Then, all those years, being in a state of frozen suspended animation must've prevented me from aging."

The rational response to all that malarky? "We believe you, Captain America."
Frantic Guy: I'm sorry I'm late! I was riding my bike here & nearly got hit by a plane making an emergency landing! I freaked out & slammed into a fire hydrant, flying over the handlebars and right into the arms a visiting Sumo Wrestler!

You: We believe you, Captain America.
by Wesley2006 January 23, 2008
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closed caption

A device/program that can be used to display spoken text on a screen. This is usually used for people who have lost the ability to hear or ARE losing their ability to hear effectively(old people.) This is also used frequently by my friends who go outside to smoke and watch TV through the sliding glass door....the bastards.
1. Dorris can barely hear a train run over her cats, but thanks to closed captioning she can still see what that shit-head Bush has to say about foreign policies.

2. "Yo, turn on the closed captioning. I wanna see what they're saying while I smoke." -friends
by bAc0Nb0Y November 12, 2003
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CAPSLOCK

CAPSLOCK is cruise control for COOL.
rule 31: CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
rule 32: even with cruise control, you still have to steer.
by kendellkendellkendell December 25, 2007
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