Candy Cub

A reverse cougar, when the younger woman spoils an older man the same way a cougar would spoil a younger man.

Did you see that candy cub out buying her old man a new cane....

by anonymous November 21, 2020

Tornado Candy

Referring to how tornados can easily pick up trailers almost like pieces of candy.

That Storm is gonna have a good amount of Tornado Candy from that Trailer Park over there.

by TILR16 March 17, 2022

candied pecans

When you nut in someone’s ass, you’ve left the cum there. You sprinkle salt, cinnamon & sugar onto said cum & anus and let it dry. You peel off after everything has dried and eat it!

“Man, my girlfriend made the most delicious candied pecans the other night. Much better than my grandma’s.”

by MacyWindgate December 25, 2022

candy-drunk

A specific type of metabolism sometimes converts excess candy into alcohol. The person with that metabolism then becomes candy-drunk.

A: Did you see karen yesterday?
B: Yea bruh she was so candy-drunk.

by i tried T^T May 1, 2020

candy

something kids would pay $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 for

5 year old me loved candy

by johny fucking depp April 9, 2021

Candy Crushing

Having sex with a stripper name Candy. Going to a Stripe Club. Having sex with a stripper.

Lets go Candy Crushing. Sure what time?

by J1 Socal January 12, 2016

Candy Funnel

A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.

Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.

by Neil Durkin December 9, 2008