Louisiana Lunch Break

When you jerk off while taking a poop.

“Hey where’d Josh go?”
“Oh he’s taking a Louisiana Lunch Break.”

by Apes Chimp November 21, 2023

Fake it until you break it

when you are able to believe deeply in what you say, that you influence with facts the fabric of the universe, and it starts popping up, you need to find reliable witnesses in order to influence thier reality so your influence becomes hegemonically dominant, resulting in a change of reality....

Karen: Leave or else
Normal person: Why, shall i leave?
Karen 2: (bypasser) Leave or we will make you leave!

Karen: Yeah we will!
Normal person: But you still haven´t told me why?
A whole bunch of Karens that just suddenly appeared: Let´s make him leave!
Normal person: Okay, Okay i will leave
Normal person leaves thinking...."those freaks can really "fake it until you break it" Fuck my life!

by brainmuscleai November 27, 2023

Breaking Bad

2 guys cooking blue stuff

Summarize breaking bad in one sentence
2 guys cooking blue stuff

by Teiii November 29, 2023

You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey

Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.

Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."

by penisshakes December 8, 2023

Break the mold

a saying that Ray Shmeters made up that isn't real.

Break the mold, as real as unicorns.

by jambi__ July 7, 2023

Superordinate JJ break

A Superordinate JJ break is a break in between sets where you take less than a second to rest your muscles. The reason is that the whole friend group is out biking while you're alone in the gym. The likelihood of a muscle tear is very high but in the end, it is worth it because you'll have time to bike with your friends.

JJ: The whole friend group is out and I don't wanna be here, so my plan is to have Superordinate JJ breaks to have time to bike with the boys.

by aluminum ballsack July 9, 2023

pocket breaking

Adj. a state where a mffka pocket is broken from a traumatic even such as getting fired or an automobile expense.

Mann this drought in the streets have been pocket breaking. Nobody getting paid

by Whopper_jr1 July 20, 2023