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boner jam

jamming your boner into the wall to make it go down
Man i got this massive erection yesterday but my mom came in so i had to boner jam it
by Bawls November 7, 2006
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Dad Boner

An older male who dresses in a stereotypical "dad" fashion. Often times showing his age when trying to dress too young for their age, trying too hard to come off still hip or cool but is painfully old, awkward and out of touch with whats normal.

Sometimes referred to specific "Dad Boner Moments"; like when you see a male wearing Awkwardly fitted "Dad Jeans" light denim from the 90's. A style completely out of place in todays society, but something a Dad would wear.(See example 1)
a completely non-sexual term.
1. That Gentleman over there in the Tommy Hilfiger jeans, brown braided belt and new balance shoes is a real dad boner.

2. Notable Dad Boners
Al Bundy
Garth Brooks
Phil Dunphy from Modern Family
Andrew Dice Clay
by Hakoda1 November 5, 2016
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Corona Boner

When you drink too much and can no longer keep an erection in order to participate in sexual activities.
(see whiskey dick)
I would have fucked her but I had corona boner.
by Joe December 4, 2004
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Pull a boner

Old term for making a mistake.

Ususally phrased "pulled a boner".

Why the word bone or boner means mistake, I have no idea:

Perhaps from accidentally hitting your funny bone, acting like a bonehead; or a grave robber pulling out a bone instead of jewels from a grave...just guessing!

Nowadays if you tell someone you "pulled a boner" they might think you are gay if you are a man or horny if you are a woman!
They really pulled a boner when they hired that bozo to run the steam roller: he flattened a BMW!

I thought that black guy on the phone was white--pulled a boner on that one!

Don't pull a boner this time you dope!
by thedzone September 26, 2009
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[musical boner]

The way a pretty girl might give a man an erection, a culinary boner is music that excites people.
Dude 1: Have you heard the new Radiohead?

Dude 2: Yeah, and I had a huge musical boner. It's awesome!
by princesscrunchy January 9, 2009
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Backwards Boner

When a guy looks at someone else who is SOOOooo ugly or something that is epicly disturbing that their penis goes inside their body and comes out their butthole.
Dude, I had to go to the hospital yesterday because I saw this girl that gave me a Backwards Boner. The doctors were so disturbed it gave them Backwards Boners.
by IAmSoAwesomeSauce March 13, 2011
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Boner Marrow

Sucking a cock until it ejaculates. Similar to sucking on a chicken bone until the marrow comes out.
I love blow jobs from skinny bitches cuz they're hungry as hell for boner marrow!
by SrVnDaNk May 25, 2011
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