by Bawls November 7, 2006
Get the boner jam mug.An older male who dresses in a stereotypical "dad" fashion. Often times showing his age when trying to dress too young for their age, trying too hard to come off still hip or cool but is painfully old, awkward and out of touch with whats normal.
Sometimes referred to specific "Dad Boner Moments"; like when you see a male wearing Awkwardly fitted "Dad Jeans" light denim from the 90's. A style completely out of place in todays society, but something a Dad would wear.(See example 1)
a completely non-sexual term.
Sometimes referred to specific "Dad Boner Moments"; like when you see a male wearing Awkwardly fitted "Dad Jeans" light denim from the 90's. A style completely out of place in todays society, but something a Dad would wear.(See example 1)
a completely non-sexual term.
1. That Gentleman over there in the Tommy Hilfiger jeans, brown braided belt and new balance shoes is a real dad boner.
2. Notable Dad Boners
Al Bundy
Garth Brooks
Phil Dunphy from Modern Family
Andrew Dice Clay
2. Notable Dad Boners
Al Bundy
Garth Brooks
Phil Dunphy from Modern Family
Andrew Dice Clay
by Hakoda1 November 5, 2016
Get the Dad Boner mug.When you drink too much and can no longer keep an erection in order to participate in sexual activities.
(see whiskey dick)
(see whiskey dick)
by Joe December 4, 2004
Get the Corona Boner mug.Old term for making a mistake.
Ususally phrased "pulled a boner".
Why the word bone or boner means mistake, I have no idea:
Perhaps from accidentally hitting your funny bone, acting like a bonehead; or a grave robber pulling out a bone instead of jewels from a grave...just guessing!
Nowadays if you tell someone you "pulled a boner" they might think you are gay if you are a man or horny if you are a woman!
Ususally phrased "pulled a boner".
Why the word bone or boner means mistake, I have no idea:
Perhaps from accidentally hitting your funny bone, acting like a bonehead; or a grave robber pulling out a bone instead of jewels from a grave...just guessing!
Nowadays if you tell someone you "pulled a boner" they might think you are gay if you are a man or horny if you are a woman!
They really pulled a boner when they hired that bozo to run the steam roller: he flattened a BMW!
I thought that black guy on the phone was white--pulled a boner on that one!
Don't pull a boner this time you dope!
I thought that black guy on the phone was white--pulled a boner on that one!
Don't pull a boner this time you dope!
by thedzone September 26, 2009
Get the Pull a boner mug.Dude 1: Have you heard the new Radiohead?
Dude 2: Yeah, and I had a huge musical boner. It's awesome!
Dude 2: Yeah, and I had a huge musical boner. It's awesome!
by princesscrunchy January 9, 2009
Get the [musical boner] mug.Boner Appetitties is the fanciest and most prestigious restaurant in town. It was founded by men for men (Although women are allowed if they are into this kind of thing). Boner Appettities offers a large scale of delicious and scrumptious 5 star meals being served by attractive women wearing nothing but lingerie. The women act as proper ladies should and there is to be no touching by the customers. If the ladies do their jobs well, the customer should not feel as if any more interaction needs to take place.
by Brody Mayor July 28, 2010
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