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Crumb Bitch

A duurrrty slut bag who will do dutty tings anywhere, anytime.
These dutty women will masturbate on a train, Fuck on a toilet seat with a shit that hasn't been flushed, wipe their pussy clart with a used sanitary towl from the park and even let a dog lick their poontang full of pedigree chumb.
'Ay Blad see that crumb bitch over there lickin a whiteboys batty??'
'Dat crumb bitch Cassandra got arrested for pissin on a tramps dog while he was asleep'
'Ay blad don't try it with her yeh, she's a dutty crumb bitch fam, trust. Peeps been sayin she put a broken bottle of vodka up her pussy hole!'
by HighRankinBludclart July 2, 2012
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whimsacle bitch

Kelly: "Michael, look at that Nicole girl, she's on the floor crying over her ex-boo and his new girl."
Michael: "What a whimsacle bitch."
by Kelly-friggin-T May 2, 2008
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Shana bitch

A name used for one of the boys when he refuses to do any of the following:
- get on the piss with the boys
- talk to a beezy
- make a bet

May also be used as a term for someone who is scared or too lazy to do something.
Bro Minh is being such a shana bitch, he is refusing to put on an Incredibles costume with the boys.
by mackuntzie November 7, 2022
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Bitch Session

A Bitch Session is where a bunch of friends gather and bitch about all the crap that should be elminated from the face of the Earth, i.e., Stupid people, events that sucked, wastes of time, etc. ad infinitum.
Whenever my friends and I get a break from rehearsal, we go into the back room and have a Bitch Session about all the shit that shouldn't go on during rehearsal, like the time available to have a Bitch Session.
by Joe Sabs December 14, 2008
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Paperback Bitch

A person who has everything they need but stills whines about having a crappy life/ not having something.
Jim: Mannn I want the new iphone 4s my iphone 4 is soo slooowww
Tim: Stop being such a paperback bitch

Douchebag: FML dude
Friend: Dude you have everything you need, you make your life seem like shit when there are other people with actual problems, your being a paperback bitch
by realtalk_69 May 5, 2012
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waddle bitch

a fat woman who waddles when she walks. These women tend to be pushy and complete bitches who think their shit does not stink.
Look at that waddle bitch! She's going straight for the buffet! Waddle bitch, waddle!!!
by Luke Floan February 23, 2008
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Bitch Monster

1) A annoying, self-cautious girl that turns her self-hatred into a tool to cut everyone else down to make her feel like a real person. This person turns into a bitch monster when she walks down a street with flip flops on and comes in contact with green radiation slime that gets flung up into their hair by their flip flops. Most likely didn’t see the green slime because they hold their chins high to hide the fact that they have a double chin.
2) Jenny.
There goes that bitch monster, lets walk the other way so she doesn't eat us alive with her bitchness.
by Atmosphere1 April 27, 2009
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