bitch mom

A friend or other relation (not mother) who consistenty critiques actions and/or speech.

Example: My bitch mom was all over my Friday night bar pics!

by ShogunShockwave February 27, 2014

switch the bitch

When a woman is all of a sudden worked up (see bitch switch), so you tell her "switch the bitch" so that she can stop and switch her inner bitch off, but it only ever pisses her off more.

Girl: "OMG you haven't even taken out the garbage! Stop sitting there and do something!!"

Guy: "Switch the bitch, switch the bitch"
Girl: "Arghhh!"

by waiting for a mate May 15, 2015

bitch the pot

i need more tea, i need more TEA give me the whole fucking pot.

jess says: and that’s the tea, andrew says: BITCH THE POT!!

by dellathorme October 5, 2019

bitch porn

Usually a 15 year old with a 7 year old child mind would say this to a bunch of kids over a game as an insult if he loses and they start laughing at him

YOU LITTLE KIDS WHAT KIND OF BITCH PORN IS THIS

by DaMatterFox January 12, 2018

Crumb Bitch

A duurrrty slut bag who will do dutty tings anywhere, anytime.
These dutty women will masturbate on a train, Fuck on a toilet seat with a shit that hasn't been flushed, wipe their pussy clart with a used sanitary towl from the park and even let a dog lick their poontang full of pedigree chumb.

'Ay Blad see that crumb bitch over there lickin a whiteboys batty??'
'Dat crumb bitch Cassandra got arrested for pissin on a tramps dog while he was asleep'
'Ay blad don't try it with her yeh, she's a dutty crumb bitch fam, trust. Peeps been sayin she put a broken bottle of vodka up her pussy hole!'

by HighRankinBludclart July 2, 2012

Clyde Bitch

A bitch who sucks mad yang for food stamps.

Yo do you know Sam D? Don't fuck around with her, she a Clyde Bitch. I heard she got a salty pirate from a 40 year old for $4.

by Carolinereasonfordawordbitch August 27, 2013

Mah Bitches

An affectionate term given to only a select few females who have been granted an honorable position in a group of friends. More commonly lead by Adam W. however others are welcome to experiment.

Adam: "Where mah bitches at?"
Bitches: "Right here!!!"
Adam: "Aight lets go to Gregg's"

by A.J. West March 22, 2012