Banger Memorabilia

Adj.
A really good song from the past, that you didn’t even realize that you missed, until it came back on randomly.
May also be used to address a song that may have been long forgotten by a friend.

Man, I forgot about this song, this is straight Banger Memorabilia

by Cobo563 October 11, 2023

Bakery

Rolls of skin on a fat person

"Yo is that Callum Ginnifer?" "Yeah look at his bakery"

by BigCheekedRapist October 17, 2023

bakers virgin

Someone who has only slept with one person. Similar to a dozen and bakers dozen, bakers dozen is 1 more than a dozen.

That kid Adam only has one body, he’s a bakers virgin.

by ChickenSh1tter November 3, 2023

Baker

Often referred to as being "Derrick Bakered"
The verb Bakered means to have something come up missing out of a non moving vehicle.

I left my grinder in my truck last week and someone Bakered it along with my goddamn hitch.

by Jake&ace January 12, 2024

Baker Slade

A golf shot That an average golfer will never perfect... It is a rare golf shot that starts all the way to the left and slowly works its way to the right....150 drive in the moddle of the fairway ..most would call it a slice...bigbabyjesus would say otherwise

Okay boys we have a dog leg right..... So we're gonna need the baker slade here...

by Peachdiddy February 29, 2024

Baker

bakerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr is pretty nice at anything but baking

I hate baker
same
what why
he can't bake

by FRCrunch March 4, 2024

Bakersfield, CA

Basically, the devil wouldn't live here. I highly would NOT recommend young girls to take public transportation in this city. I was sexually assaulted twice (once on the bus and once at the bus stop). Two grown men came up to me on the bus and gave me a flyer saying that they are looking for an "investor." I also have been harassed and stalked multiple times living here. Men would ask me if I need a ride. Another time, a random man kept telling me that he could get me a job. Plus, there was a serial rapist near the college that I attended (Bakersfield College). Thankfully, he was caught. It is affordable but there are simply too many sexual predators. There are way too many homeless people. In addition, it gets super hot in the summer. The air quality is trash. It takes away years from your life. You can save a lot of money by living here but just make sure you live in the good areas. Buy a gun. Know how to use it. People frequently steal amazon packages. Make sure you get a ring camera because people may try to break into your home. Do not accept rides from anyone! Don't live in east Bakersfield. That's basically the ghetto. You're welcome! Stay safe. ❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜

Bakersfield, CA: City Of Sexual Predators

by ILivedInBakersfield March 17, 2024