Future Cock Block (FCB) is a term used when another male tells a perspective female something that will forever destroy his chances with said woman. Anytime in the future when the man tries to hook up with the woman, he will be denied.
"Dude, I told Jackie you slept with some random fattie. She has a b/f now, but if she's ever available, I think I've future cock blocked you."
by Recipient of a FCB January 29, 2009

by LJ Parker December 7, 2005

verb; similar to a cock block, only for the female persuasion, and must be performed by an englsih housekeeper.
by Josh Aussems March 25, 2005

what you do to your boyfriend when he pisses you off. Usually to get him to either do something or dump you so that you don't feel bad.
girl 1: i decided to cock block my boyfriend
Girl 2: y?
girl 1: he forgot my birthday and didn't appologize
Girl 2: y?
girl 1: he forgot my birthday and didn't appologize
by 12345687no1 October 29, 2005

by dfghdfghdfgdfgdfgdfgfg April 11, 2010

by Joey Potatoes August 16, 2022

Having been punched in the face.
by Smoothal April 13, 2005
