Adam

He will touch you and grab your big pair of buns, but fuck you with his 12cm dick. A warning to all who mess with Adam: he will rape your uncles and grandpas and send the video to your 7-year-old sister or kid.

ADAM WILL BUTT FUCK YOU

by Gucci Prison Pocket May 2, 2024

adam toney

Someone who eats pizza everyday

I didn't order pizza today I went and bought one from Kroger but tomorrow I'll order 2 more because I'm Adam Toney.

by Blakmeatonurface March 19, 2021

Adam

Typically a brown- haired Italian boy. The hardest worker you'll ever meet. He loves his momma and holds his friends close. Shy and quiet at first but once you get to know him he has a wild personality. He is the most loyal man you'll ever meet. He is honest and selfless and respectful. They've been through a lot of shit... if you have an Adam don't let him go... support him through everything, hold him when he's upset, hype him up over his accomplishments and he'll treat you like a queen 👑

"Who bought you those flowers?!"
"Adam did :)"

by gianna3781 December 27, 2021

Jake Adams

Get blackout drunk the second your lips touch alcohol.

“Hey bro wanna go out tonight?”
“Ya I’m down just gotta make sure I don’t pull a Jake Adams since my wife’s family is in town”
“You”ll be fine bro just pull a Parker Jurg and blame it on the cold”

by SkibidiToilet39 November 25, 2023

Oisin Adams

strongest guy you'll ever meet great aswell should ask to buck him

did u hear Oisin Adams bucked every wee girl in Belfast

by obean November 21, 2021

Adam

Adam is the sexiest mf out there He has a HUGGGEEGEEGGE Dick,He’s sweet,He’s funny, he’s an amazing person,He’s tall,And He has THE BEST hair,

Everyone deserves an Adam.

Guy 1:I wish I was more like Adam

by Boreddddafff November 27, 2021

Adam

Adam is a definition for a really cracked guy

Hey your are really adam😂

by Adam200791 June 15, 2020