As of, or pertaining to a smart-ass that thinks he's funny but really isn't. Derived from douche bag.
by Spitfire370 March 12, 2017
Get the Douche Wad mug.Noun: Injury sustained from excessive douche exposure
Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey
Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey
"I ended up talking for a half hour to some guy with too much hair gel and a screen-printed dress shirt. I have a nasty douche-bruise."
"David? Total Douchebruise."
"David? Total Douchebruise."
by IDidItFirst! October 16, 2011
Get the Douche-bruise mug.by Elmo Swag July 3, 2011
Get the Douche Wag mug.In poker, a Douche Bet is when a player bets the exact amount of money another player is holding in order to intimidate that specific player instead of just betting.
Because a Douche Bet is a very specific bet it usually takes additional time to count the opposing players chips and then counting out their own, waisting everyones time at the table.
If any player caught playing a Douche Bet all other players should state, "Douche Bet!". And for the rest of the night the player is now known as "Douche at the Table"
Because a Douche Bet is a very specific bet it usually takes additional time to count the opposing players chips and then counting out their own, waisting everyones time at the table.
If any player caught playing a Douche Bet all other players should state, "Douche Bet!". And for the rest of the night the player is now known as "Douche at the Table"
by callonjim March 21, 2010
Get the Douche Bet mug.1. A terrible image to be used in place of a worse one.
2. A placeholder to be used rather than the actual name of a person you do not want to identify.
Used both to insult, and to prevent the target from gaining attention or free publicity.
2. A placeholder to be used rather than the actual name of a person you do not want to identify.
Used both to insult, and to prevent the target from gaining attention or free publicity.
1. From now on instead of saying the name of a terrorist or mass shooter we will refer to them as some shit-douche.
2. President-Elect Shit-Douche and President Shit-Douche of Russia met today to discuss how best to destroy the world.
3. Publisher Simon and Schuster has decided to give some shit-douche a book deal.
4. The year in which this was coined was a total shit-douche.
2. President-Elect Shit-Douche and President Shit-Douche of Russia met today to discuss how best to destroy the world.
3. Publisher Simon and Schuster has decided to give some shit-douche a book deal.
4. The year in which this was coined was a total shit-douche.
by flashwildecard December 31, 2016
Get the shit-douche mug.The act of gorging on apple cores, pizza crust, cat food and spam. Then drink two bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and or Thunderbird. As soon as all items have been consumed, start eating your girlfriends vagina until you vomit inside of her vagina.
Albert caught his girlfriend cheating and decided he would clean out her whore pussy with a Hobo Douche.
by Fudgie Mcgee December 4, 2011
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Friendly Dude: "Hey, wanna come over for dinner? My new chicken recipe is just awesome!"
Organic Douche: "No, sorry, I never eat non-organic food."
Friendly Dude: "Didn't you eat at McDonald's just yesterday?"
Organic Douche: Yeah, but just because I didn't have time to cook."
Organic Douche: "No, sorry, I never eat non-organic food."
Friendly Dude: "Didn't you eat at McDonald's just yesterday?"
Organic Douche: Yeah, but just because I didn't have time to cook."
by FrankNoWar January 20, 2014
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