Jim: "I just got a new couch, want to toss the salad in my living room tonight?"
Sally: "I love interior decorating, let's move some love seats!"
Sally: "I love interior decorating, let's move some love seats!"
by 01Pineapplez01 January 17, 2025
by massive_schlong August 14, 2018
When a man ejaculates into a hairy butt hole and then slurps and swallows the fresh load from the oven.
by 0712 August 09, 2018
Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.
Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.
Example 2:
That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.
Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.
Example 2:
That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.
Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.
by Farquard September 15, 2015
by Collin carruthars November 30, 2022
Where the first time you pop a cherry you take the blood, put it on lettuce then make your partner consume the salad
Male:Ah fuck ye, there you go the bloods coming
Female:Uh, what are you doing?
Male: Just making a cherry salad
Female:Uh, what are you doing?
Male: Just making a cherry salad
by Guzzler Of Cum May 06, 2018
Diego-“joe check out this Roberto Salad.”
Yours truly-“nigga that bitch is fucken Disgusting, best have that shit clean by the time I get back.”
Yours truly-“nigga that bitch is fucken Disgusting, best have that shit clean by the time I get back.”
by I’m high while making this July 10, 2019