Douche Tunic

An article of clothing created when a frat bro or any gym-oriented young man rips the armpits of his tank a bit too much, therefore resulting in what is basically a sweaty double-sided cape.

Kyle: Yo, check out my new tank. It shows off my guns.
Mack: Bro, the chicks will love it. They can totes see your nips.
Kyle: Sick, man.
Carly: Nice douche tunic, asshole.

by ajaustinv February 21, 2013

douche pipe

A vape pen. So called because usually only douches vape.

Brad's over there sucking on his douche pipe.

by ces't la vie February 14, 2022

Douche rockett

Someone who enters a conversation they know nothing about ruining everything good about what was being discussed

You at the bar talking to a beautiful female laying the final lines down and here comes this douche rockett talking about his day at his mom's house

by Tha truth August 26, 2016

baby douche

A teenager or very young adult that mistakenly thinks that being a douchebag is cool and who thus essentially becomes an apprentice douchebag that will one day probably become a full fledged douchebag, forever beyond hope of ever becoming a decent human being.

Jersey Shore probably created a lot of baby douches who may otherwise have stayed on a more civilized path in life.

by minagica June 15, 2015

douche beggar

A person, usually a woman, who begs to have a douche administered to her

Hey, look at that woman asking for a douche, she is a real douche beggar

by Duncan Cromartie June 14, 2018

stalker douche

This guy that used to lead you on but then went totally crazy once you bailed. Now he IMs you constantly and send you random pictures of himself... and his kid... and dog... even a nude. He talks about all his sexual conquests hes had since you, but he still thinks about you... all the time. He's psycho and weird and you think he might actually murder you if you don't leave state... or the country.

Oh God. Stalker douche is back.

Shit... Stalker douche is blowing up my facebook since I unblocked him.

by phoenix437 January 8, 2015

douche hutch

A place overflowing with douches that you should have a place to put them all

Walk into bar, see multiple douches...

Say to friend "this place really needs a douche hutch"

by sdmama January 16, 2014