bone apple tea

So say when you are texting someone, you talk about states and countries. You name Brazil, South Africa and then Argentina. But your friend spells it like this:urgent Tina

P1 shows pic of food: bone apple tea!

P2 replying: it’s bon appetéit

by doodoodaequann September 18, 2019

Dutch Apple Crisp

The act of filling a condom full of apples, Carmel and human feces. Then putting the condom in the freezer for that slight chill.

Judge: "Did you or did you not beat the neighbors dog with a Dutch Apple Crisp?".

by The Dutch King 39384 August 8, 2016

reds apple ale

A real pussys drink tastes like aged piss in a bottle

Hey get me a Reds apple ale , fuck off

by Bob Saget June 23, 2016

DEAD FUCKING APPLES

the alternative to damn u right

Isaac: "that shit's annoying"
Natasha: "DEAD FUCKING APPLES"

by deadfuckingapples12 August 7, 2018

Pop your Apple

v.
To break one's first iphone. A precursor to many more broken iphones to come, but the first cut is always the deepest.

Susan: "I just broke my first iPhone"

Jane: "way to pop your apple girl!! Don't worry, it gets more comfortable the next few times you do it"

by importedHAM October 16, 2012

Apple juice fetish

It’s when ur attracted to apple juice…. You aren’t sure how to explain it but you’re literally drinking it all the time and the thought of apple juice makes your toes tingle!

“Dude…. I don’t mean to be weird but this girl has a fetish, an apple juice fetish. All she does is speak breath sleep live apple juice”

by Larry Edward William Tomlinson July 26, 2022

German Apple Cake

when you’re fucking a German girl from the back, buss on her ass, spread your nut over her cheeks, and sprinkle some powdered some powdered sugar on top.

Adolf: Yaaa, last night I baked Helga a German Apple Cake
Franc: Svveg

by yolo$wag69 June 3, 2019