Failapalooza

When, at one location several fails occur close too or a the same time.

Failapalooza's on everybody!

by Dr. Sanjay June 23, 2010

Failfeather

Your tailfeather, only failed.

There was no one at the bar last night, but I still shook my failfeather.

She was ugly and gross and shook her failfeather right next to us.

by Buzzkillgrl August 17, 2010

failster

An individual who tries to be "gangsta" by wearing their jeans at the approximate height of their knees (this is barely exaggerated), and insists on listening to their iPod with one ear bud at extraordinarily high volumes. This individual will also speak in a dialect consisting of many "dawgs" and "wudups" and "niggas"and "grills" that is only understood by other failsters. Furthermore, most failsters are of high school and college age, as they have yet to figure out how to grow up.

Marcus is such a failster, so I bought him a belt to hold up his failster pants so they don't fall down on him again like they did last Thursday.

by zorrex January 11, 2011

Failocracy

A very poor system of government.

Ever since Napoleon was exiled, has France actively tried to create an absolute failocracy?

by hman25 May 21, 2011

failimic

A failed bulimic.

bulimic girl- "God im so fat,i binge and purge everything and yet my weight doesn't budge. Im such a failimic."

by Joy_division July 9, 2011

Failbang

To bring a female back to have sex but failing to have any sexual encounter.

Friend: Hey man so what happened?

You: It's not about failbanging that hot chick from work.

Friend: Haha damn!

by DC_1 November 29, 2012

failzinga

The use of the word bazinga created by the not-nerd show The Big Bang Theory, which showcases sad and dumb fake nerds.

I just replaced your toothpaste with denture cream. Bazinga!
Failzinga!

by bigbangunbeliever December 11, 2012