FUNK-ASS

(Adjective) - Description of very hot new cool thing,in leading edge kick yo ass technology.

"I want one of them FUNK_ASS new PDA's for Christmas!!"
"My Dad bought a FUNK_ASS car last week!!"
"GURL - Just look at THOSE Manolo Blahniks on that shelf over there - aren't they just totally FUNK_ASS?!!!"

by WitchyPOO November 27, 2003

Ass-mongler

A person guilty of committing a leeown (see leeowned)

eg. That Ass-mongler sure can leeown!

by dank sewage November 28, 2003

asses in space

(N.) The best clan for the game Counter-Strike. A.I.S.

Hey, all the Asses In Space are gunna be at CBS later so I'm not going don't want to get my ass kicked.

by Pissed Off Polak December 6, 2003

medium ugly ass bitch

something you say about an ex after the rose color glasses come off and all your friends finally tell you they were actually ugly

friend : “ she looked like fucking chucky anyways!”
me : “ you right. fuck that medium ugly ass bitch!”

by kittykat1998 August 18, 2024

Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG

All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).

PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!

PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!

**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**

**Top-Gun-style high five**

by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024

Grassy Ass Amigo

The definition is “I would marry a transgender person.” This word is highly unusual to use unless you are weird.

If I could, I would Grassy Ass Amigo

by chill64 August 31, 2024

ass ate emotionally

Wanting your ass ate emotionally means you want to have heart throbbing intercourse because you have a deep intimate emotional connection with someone.

I need my ass ate emotionally by you.

by sophalicious September 19, 2024