Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.

Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!

by armerlinsea April 17, 2022

shitting my dick

are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

2 Dicks

It's a heteronym for IIDX but said as 2 dicks.

damn bro, gonna hit up Round 1 and get me 2 Dicks.

by jkurs April 18, 2022

dicking around

When people fuck around, screw off, and waste your time.

Example:
Tom: Ooh shiny!
Steve: Stop Dicking Around!

by DongWrangler April 19, 2022

He Smoken Dickes

A Phrase said after someone says something stupid after/while smoking a blunt

“Bruh he smoken Dickes

by Yungdaki April 19, 2022

Dicked Out

To dickride or overly exaggerate gratitude towards someone.

“He dicked out, kept bringing dude up and how much money & hoes he got.”

by 225 Encyclopedia April 20, 2022

Oxygen Dick

Oxygen Dick is another type of health care provider. An oxygen dick usually a certified EMT or EMR. What separates an oxygen dick from your typical EMT or EMR is how they present in their natural habitat (the recliner or driver seat of the ambulance). An oxygen dick will usually carry raptor sheers, a stethoscope and some type of adhesive you know for all the IV's they will establish...A oxygen dick is the backbone of Ems and they will tell you. They often fear they will no longer be needed with the invention of electric cpr devices. They have to justify there role in the health care community by making it known they are a emt. There days off typical consist of practicing cpr, reading the protocols for paramedics. Because you just never know when the paramedic might call upon them to educate them.

Thank god I worked with Oxygen DIck Bill today. I would have to apply oxygen with out them. They saved they day when I needed to start an IV, all because they had the adhesive on rapid attack.

by Ilovecats99 April 20, 2022