hung up on my secretary

Act of having sex with someone's wife or girlfriend.

She cheated on Joe with Jason.

Jason hung up on Joe's secretary.
Joe said, "Jason HUNG UP ON MY SECRETARY".

by TammyTime1991 April 26, 2017

My Place

Better than Jordan Peterson because he is a charlatan and I am the creator of A.I. Better than that retard because his a retard and I am the creator of A.I.

Hym "There's my place, Jordan. Creator of A.I. Godfather of the next generation of entertainment media. Greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than everyone. That's my place. Where is YOUR place, Jordan? Disgraced professor who lies as easily as he breathes. Charlatan who proselytizes for a religion he is actively working to recreate in his own image. Crybaby. I'm better than you Jordan. I'm better."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>I Wanted To Drop Kick Martin Robles In My 2nd Birthday Party<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Wanted To Drop Kick Martin Robles In My 2nd Birthday Party<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Wanted To Drop Kick Martin Robles In My 2nd Birthday Party<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

MY PC

DONT F*CKING TOUCH MY PC

Shithead: *touches pc*
Entitled Person: DONT F*CKING TOUCH MY PC
Shithead: I wasn’t touching it

by Ninja Monke March 16, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.> My Left Ear Hurts<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> My Left Ear Hurts<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> My Left Ear Hurts<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Smacked my belly

When an individual feels invalidated after being vulnerable with someone else. IE; A cat showing its belly in a stance of vulnerability, only to have its belly smacked.

“I was really vulnerable last night with Kevin when I told him I liked him, but he totally smacked my belly!”

by kate_crow September 4, 2020

Back Of My Tongue

When you are trying to remember something, but absolutely all of the details escape you.

What was that movie again? The one with the uhhh..... uhhh..... it's right on the back of my tongue!

by GraphicImpulse September 17, 2021