by Noway696969696 November 26, 2019
Get the Want to make me clinch my fistmug. by Ninja Monke March 16, 2021
Get the MY PCmug. FRIEND1: Your girl out cheatin!
FRIEND2: WTF!
FRIEND1: is that your crush holding hands with mike!
FRIEND2: WTFFF!
FRIEND1: wanna play 2k?
FRIEND2: HELL YEA! * proceeds to take an L *
FRIEND2 : at this point i'm just wtf-ing my way through life
FRIEND2: WTF!
FRIEND1: is that your crush holding hands with mike!
FRIEND2: WTFFF!
FRIEND1: wanna play 2k?
FRIEND2: HELL YEA! * proceeds to take an L *
FRIEND2 : at this point i'm just wtf-ing my way through life
by ggnoree November 2, 2021
Get the wtf-ing my way through lifemug. i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
Get the I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Assmug. To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!
"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"
by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016
Get the Dropped my oil panmug. Something a little sqeaker will tell you when he thinks he's gone through puberty but his dick is only big because all his brain cells are stuck there.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022
Get the Wanna see my willy?mug. by CoquetteGworlie March 9, 2025
Get the DTI with my baddiesmug.