SUCK ME DICK

when you want someone to suck your dick

Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"

by A dick sucker March 24, 2021

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Dead Dick And Chips

Its like saying dead ass but way better and people are much more likely to believe you than the basic "Dead Ass" and the and chips acts as a on god replacement.

Did you get the meat out of the freezer? bro I swear I did like "Dead Dick And Chips mom"

by ZeFleas November 8, 2021

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Limbo Dick

A penis that is in-between soft and hard. Derived from a combination of Limp and Boner.

Don't send me a dick pick if it's a total Limbo Dick you drunk asshole.

by subject313 March 29, 2015

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Dick

The cigar looking thing that varies in sizes on guys. Connected to another part of the genital area ballsack
Also it squirts this weird smelly milk stuff

"Hey stepson can I suck the juicy ass dick"

by Dumbuselessstuff April 14, 2020

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